Hi all,
One of our residents is involved with FADO who have possibly the best Valentines fundraiser ever. See below for details
FADO Performance Art Centre presents: The 3rd Annual Valentine-Oh-Grams!! February 13-14, 2009
Some lovers give chocolates and some splurge on roses. This Valentine’s Day, say “I love you” with a FADO Performance Art Valentine-Oh-Gram! Choose from one of 5 sweet and unique live performance-oh-grams. Each live performance Valentine-Oh-Gram comes with an appearance by the Giant Heart Mascot and the option to include a personalized message. Or be anonymous! Oh-Grams are kid friendly, family friendly and friend friendly. Delivered right to your sweetheart’s front door, office or place of leisure by our team of professional performance art luminaries.
CHOOSE FROM: Dancing Giant Viagra Pill Valentine-oh-Gram ($100) Inspired by local artist Will Kwan’s recent performance entitled Dr. V Does the Classics (performed in a giant Viagra pill costume), this Oh-gram is guaranteed to make you HARD (or at least, harder) for your sweetie to resist. The giant Viagra dances to a sexy song selection of your choice. Candies, chocolates and a fair dose of ‘nudge nudge wink wink’ included.. Our most prized offering, limited appointments available.
Forced Ratification Valentine-oh-Gram ($60) Design your own love contract between you and your beloved and our performance art ‘mediator’ will present the contract, iron out the details and notarize on the spot. In the background, our team of performance artists stage a mini-strike, calling out for more love, more love!
Say Anything Valentine-oh-Gram ($60) It’s 1989 and a trench coat wearing John Cusack is standing outside your bedroom window in the rain holding a boombox over his head playing “In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel. Fast forward 20 years and you’ve just bought the Say Anything Valentine-Oh-Gram for your sweetie. A group of performance artists wearing trench coats holding boomboxes over their heads playing a song of your choice arrive at your sweetie’s home (or office or yoga class etc.) and melt his/her heart with this romantic cinema image. Need we say anything more?
Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer Valentine-oh-Gram ($60) A performance piano player will serenade your sweetie by tinkling the ivories of a miniature replica of a baby grand while the rest of our team creates a romantic atmosphere (candles, flowers, a sip of champagne). Your sweetie is treated to a romantic turn on the dance floor (the imaginary one on the porch of your house, that is) by one of our skilled performers.
Valentine-Oh-Phone ($15 each call) All we need is the phone number of your “special someone” and on Valentine’s Day we will call them for you and engage them in a warm and fuzzy conversation about how much they are loved (using information you have provided, of course). Local, Canadian or US calls only. Valentine-Oh-Phones are suitable for long distance lovers, parents, best friends, or secret admirers. Discretion assured!
Here’s how it works: Call or email us and we will work with you to choose the perfect Valentine-Oh-Gram. All we need is the name, location and preferred time to find the recipient of the Oh-Gram on February 13 or 14th. Times are flexible and we will do our best to suit your needs. Payment is due (cash, cheque) before February 13, 2009.
To order or for more information:
fadohearts@gmail.com
416-822-3219
